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Enter Narrator from stage left:

Narrator:

One nightshift, not too long ago, there was a scruffy little scalawag called Felix. He was tired of being sleepy during the nights that he had to work and decided to see if the internet had anything to offer him some sort of help in choosing a magical potion of alertness.

After an hour of searching all kinds of websites about the various products he could find nothing other than the mindless babblings of preteens who didn’t know how to spell. One such example was along the lines of,

“JAJA! I hd a redbul n it wuz gr8! I wz totly hipr lol!!!oneoneonetwo!!!111threethousand1hundredandtwentysevenpointfivefournine!!!1111″.

Sick and tired of seeing the results of mixing the internet and a sugar infused specimens and underdeveloped humanity, he decided to embark on a quest. A quest to find the potion of choice when it came to stay alert during the darker half of earth’s diurnal course.

Having spent all of 90 minutes thrawling through the sess heap that is the internet, he finally came across the treasure that is wordpress. A place where he could catelogue his experiences with the various potions available to the regular public. From this, “The Felix Barry Files” was born. A place where Felix will tell you all about the experiments he has done on himself using potions such as Red Bull, Rock Star and even the humble coffee.

Between these reviews will be other entries covering various obstacles that have ruined his day or just happened in general. With this in mind, he hoped to make a lovely little haven for his thoughts and musings surround his caffeine filled existance.

Felix: Wasn’t that a lovely story…